Posts Tagged: humor
gaps
Possible ways to explain these cavernous gaps in my work history: It’s my kids’ fault. My husband had me chained to the bed/stove/bird feeder. I wasn’t “unemployed,” I was “exercising my typing muscles,” “honing my internet expertise,” and “updating my
gaps
Possible ways to explain these cavernous gaps in my work history: It’s my kids’ fault. My husband had me chained to the bed/stove/bird feeder. I wasn’t “unemployed,” I was “exercising my typing muscles,” “honing my internet expertise,” and “updating my
bio: how to
A few of the agents I’m querying want to see a bio. The author’s bio is only about a paragraph long but don’t let its size fool you. Approach with a machete and a stiff upper lip. There will be
bio: how to
A few of the agents I’m querying want to see a bio. The author’s bio is only about a paragraph long but don’t let its size fool you. Approach with a machete and a stiff upper lip. There will be
An Aha (HahahaWaaah!) Moment
Recently, I have found myself doing something I have no word for. Maybe the word doesn’t exist or maybe I just don’t know it. Perhaps you could help me figure this out. Example #1: I’m at the park with
An Aha (HahahaWaaah!) Moment
Recently, I have found myself doing something I have no word for. Maybe the word doesn’t exist or maybe I just don’t know it. Perhaps you could help me figure this out. Example #1: I’m at the park with
bomb
It happened again. When will I ever learn? This is how it usually goes: I accidentally spill some jam on the floor, so I bend over to wipe it up and while I’m down there, I notice all the other
bomb
It happened again. When will I ever learn? This is how it usually goes: I accidentally spill some jam on the floor, so I bend over to wipe it up and while I’m down there, I notice all the other
20 Random Things About Me
The following list was one of those Facebook questionnaires that was circling around a couple years ago. I wrote this list shortly after I first started Facebooking, in that honeymoon period when my friends were all people I really knew
20 Random Things About Me
The following list was one of those Facebook questionnaires that was circling around a couple years ago. I wrote this list shortly after I first started Facebooking, in that honeymoon period when my friends were all people I really knew
